Some time ago, I was shown the cover of the new Christina Aguilera album.
I believe we can now expect Madonna to join in, with her body replaced by a large mechanical vagina perched delicately between two orbulent titanium tatas ...
Meanwhile, Mungolian Jet Set are running amok, writing pop songs and strange and esoteric trip-music, covering a fairly diverse set of contents from Alien disco abductions to murderous undead transvestites. I am beginning to despair, ashamed that the heritage of which I was a progenitor has descended to such lowly levels.
Twitter and Facebook: Sir Dhahii better watch his back.
What the hell is going on?
I sit here, writing these little prose-based thinklings for my readership of 3 people (myself included), and Sir Dhahii goes on Facebook and Twitter and writes this kind of thing:
Homunculus
seems to be truly back in action. And almost is positive about
something: Charlie Brooker. What next? Backrubs for Chris Morris?
Or ...
Yeah. The Homunculus is back. We're still not sure that's a good thing ...
Or ...
Gurgles from the Pool of Embellished Cyber-nuns suggest that the Homunculus may be back from his travels.
WHAT THE HELL!?
Just because he's the webmaster here and occasional "backing lyricist" for Mungolian Jet Set, he thinks he can write this piffle.
And my activities in the Pool of Embellished Cyber-nuns are none of anybody's business.
So, Sir Dhahii, here it is:
You can take your remarks, your RAWK inclinations and you proto-gothoid Hammer Horror fanship and safely lodge it in the depths of a ... >>full
You run around the web, with your Mungolian Jet Set inclinations and your general ignorance of all that is actually happening, instead opting to believe that the world will end in 2012 (as if the universe has a time schedule) and creating theories of everything you don't have a clue about. You realise that you are every bit as idiotic as your ancestors who believed that there were giant sea monsters, and that ordinary mortal men were descended from gods, and that spreads high in polyunstaurates were better for you than creamery butter ...
And what is the relevance of our friend in the picture here? None. I make these sometimes when I'm bored. This one was lying around, so I added it. Why do I have to explain myself to you (and why did I even ask that question)???
Well, belatedly I add this thinkling ...
